🍊 Grapefruit Witch Art Print - 8x10" and 5x7"

Sharp-tongued. Soft-hearted. Perpetually five minutes late.

The Grapefruit Witch looks like she might hex your whole bloodline—but really? She’s just overstimulated, under-rested, and doing her best with an iced matcha and a bagel in hand. Tart but tender. Spiky but loyal. A little scary in the morning light.

She’s your patron saint of emotional overwhelm and zero small talk. The embodiment of “I love you but I need everyone to shut up for a sec.” A chaotic blessing for your walls and your nervous system.

Hang her in your room, your workspace, or wherever you need a reminder that:

🖤 Showing up late is still showing up
🖤 You can be both intimidating and deeply sensitive
🖤 You are worthy, even when you're crispy and tired

DETAILS:

• Available in 5x7" or 8x10"
• Printed on high-quality, archival matte paper
• Ships with care from my queer little coven to yours

💌 Add a note if this is a gift—I’ll enchant it with extra love and a handwritten spell.